SPEECHLESS

I'm---I'm---well, I don't know what to say.  I searched through glanced at the papers on Miss Creative's desk.  And made a shocking discovery.  She IS working on a story.  (That's not the shocking discovery---although it IS amazing, I agree.)  No, the shocking discovery is that the "story" is ONLY ONE PAGE LONG.  All that paper wasted for just one page?  (And can a story even be only one page long and still be a story?  I sincerely doubt it...)  Poor Miss Creative...