I've been having second thoughts. Even third thoughts. Do I actually use my new travel pack---and in public? Or just keep it hidden in the closet? It's so...well, it's so GARISH. Tasteless. TACKY. Gaudy. Conspicuous. VULGAR.
But it's the only present I've ever been given.
I just can't make up my mind.
Bessie, it makes you look as if you're carrying a garden on your back. Excellent camouflage, dear heart. Go for it.
ReplyDeleteAnything would improve your dowdy outfit. Break out of your pedestrian wear, you don't live in Vermont anymore.
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